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torsdag 3 september 2009

De gyllene köksreglerne

1) Du skola icke låta fettet ligga i skinkförpackningen, ty det kan göra din nästa förgrymmad.

2) Du skola icke diska så att skummet skvätter på golvet, icke heller på din nästes fot, öga eller skrev.

3) Du skola icke underskatta diskborstens förmågor och kraft, ty i disksvampen bor ondskan själv.

4) Du skola icke låta vitlökspressen ligga odiskad över natten, ty då bryta helvetet lös.

5) Du skola icke bruka tillhygge av plast vid gasspis, ty detta är bara korkat.
Upplagd av Celie kl. 07:00

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